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Oct. 20 3:15 pm

crissle:

Malcolm X on "Progress"

WE. ARE. STILL. HERE.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

popculturesavvyangel:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

I CAN’T BREATHEA

Track:
Artist: Hirakawa Daisuke x Yonaga Tsubasa
Album: Koi no Shizuku (BLCD)
Plays: 91,165

attackoncakes:

Koi no Shizuku (BLCD) NSFW. Headphones please (◕ ω ◕)/

Hirakawa Daisuke (平川 大輔) Aka: Rei Ryugazaki

Yonaga Tsubasa  (代永 翼) Aka: Nagisa Hazuki

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

· omfg ·

picsandquotes:

For those of you staying in tonight, we’ve got the perfect suggestion to keep yourselves entertained! Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark is available to watch online!

Season 1 (1991-1992) 

  1. The Tale of the Phantom Cab 
  2. The Tale of Laughing in the Dark 
  3. The Tale of the Lonely Ghost 
  4. The Tale of the Twisted Claw 
  5. The Tale of the Hungry Hounds 
  6. The Tale of the Super Specs 
  7. The Tale of the Captured Souls 
  8. The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors 
  9. The Tale of the Sorcerer’s Apprentice 
  10. The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun 
  11.  The Tale of the Dark Music 
  12. The Tale of the Prom Queen 
  13. The Tale of the Pinball Wizard

Season 2 (1993)

  1. The Tale of the Final Wish 
  2. The Tale of the Midnight Madness 
  3. The Tale of Locker 22 
  4. The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor 
  5. The Tale of the Dream Machine 
  6. The Tale of the Dark Dragon 
  7. The Tale of the Frozen Ghost 
  8. The Tale of the Whispering Walls 
  9. The Tale of the Full Moon 
  10. The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle
  11. The Tale of the Magician’s Assistant 
  12. The Tale of the Hatching 
  13. The Tale of Old Man Corcoran

Season 3 (1994)

  1. The Tale of the Midnight Ride 
  2. The Tale of Apartment 214 
  3. The Tale of Watcher’s Woods 
  4. The Tale of the Phone Police 
  5. The Tale of the Dollmaker 
  6. The Tale of the Bookish Babysitter 
  7. The Tale of the Carved Stone 
  8. The Tale of the Guardian’s Curse 
  9. The Tale of the Curious Camera 
  10. The Tale of the Dream Girl 
  11. The Tale of the Quicksilver 
  12. The Tale of the Crimson Clown 
  13. The Tale of the Dangerous Soup

Season 4 (1994-1995)

  1. The Tale of Cutter’s Treasure (Part 1) 
  2. The Tale of Cutter’s Treasure (Part 2) 
  3. The Tale of the Renegade Virus 
  4. The Tale of the Quiet Librarian 
  5. The Tale of the Water Demons 
  6. The Tale of the Long Ago Locket 
  7. The Tale of the Silent Servant 
  8. The Tale of the Room for Rent 
  9. The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner 
  10. The Tale of the Fire Ghost 
  11. The Tale of the Unfinished Painting 
  12. The Tale of the Closet Keepers 
  13. The Tale of the Train Magic

Season 5 (1995-1996)

  1. The Tale of the Dead Man’s Float 
  2. The Tale of the Jagged Sign 
  3. The Tale of Station 109.1
  4. The Tale of the Mystical Mirror 
  5. The Tale of the Chameleons 
  6. The Tale of Prisoner’s Past 
  7. The Tale of C7 
  8. The Tale of the Manaha 
  9. The Tale of the Unexpected Visitor 
  10. The Tale of the Vacant Lot 
  11. The Tale of a Door Unlocked 
  12. The Tale of the Night Shift 
  13. The Tale of the Badge

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

· omfg · rainbow · q ·

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

· omfg · cleverbot · q ·
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